Ticketed for Not Speaking English
Dallas police officers have cited drivers for not being able to speak English 38 times in the past three years. This story did give me some great ideas for some things that should warrant a traffic ticket.
Laundry Religion
Folding laundry is THE ritual for domestic spirituality.
What $Money$ Can Buy
Artificial insemination: $500
Heart Transplant: $4,400/yr health insurance premium
Antibiotics: $90 (for 60 250mg generic Zithromax pills)
Apocalipservice
The apocalypse terrifies me. Why, you might ask? (Or, of course it does you might say.) Either way I still don’t think you’ve thought about it as much as I have.
