Happy Mortal

One of the many awesome/crazy/weird things we get to do together is name our baby. What does it mean to name a human? How do you choose a good name?

And no, this isn't another blog post about it's amazing visuals and juvenile plot...

Twenty cents for the hummus I just washed down the drain. Two dollars for letting the bananas rot in the fruit bowl. Fifteen dollars, one cubit foot of waste, thirty-two minutes...

Are you prepared for the fizz?

Don't tell me that you came out of the womb with a fully developed sense of what looks great. I have some photos of your feathered mullet (your emo fedora) to prove it. So how about it? What are the voices in your life that help you decide what (not) to wear?

This is perhaps the most egregious sin that I could imagine a president committing.

There's still a solid twelve days left in November. That's almost two whole weeks.

Where the light isn't

So here's the challenge . . . see if you can guess which memes are on the list. Then come back here and find out your internet knowledge rating.

In this sense, Walmart must be like heaven then...