Happy Mortal

I have the delete button pressed to my head and I'm about to pull the trigger.

Dallas police officers have cited drivers for not being able to speak English 38 times in the past three years. This story did give me some great ideas for some things that should warrant a traffic ticket.

Where the light isn't

After scarfing a bowl of Corn Flakes there are two states of being that can arise: regret and curiosity.

So here's the challenge . . . see if you can guess which memes are on the list. Then come back here and find out your internet knowledge rating.

Three Sikhs walk into a coffee bar and order a macchiato . . .

Paul, I know your team has been injury plagued over the last few years, but using up vaccine on professional athletes when there is a national shortage is just in poor taste.

If trouble is indeed unavoidable, we should accept it and have a little fun, n'est pas?

The names of artists or songs supposedly used against those held at Guantanamo Bay.

After all, we know that where there is excrement, there is orifice. Where there is orifice there is the potential for things to both go out AND come in.