Happy Mortal

Oh, wooooaaaahhhh, careful there yogi, you almost stepped on an ant.

Take a study, work, couch potato break and puff on these songs. Ahhh....

Are you prepared for the fizz?

There's still a solid twelve days left in November. That's almost two whole weeks.

I am a huge fan of music. I am that neighbor you have that cranks up her stereo, sings along at the top of her lungs and dances around her apartment while wearing her pajamas. And by the way, I play a wicked air guitar. I've even been known to pull out an air tambourine.

I was fully wigged out when I heard about swine flu. And my mind immediately went into self preservation mode. That lasted for three days and was then overcome with a brief period of mild panic as I learned that "swine" flu had possibly entered my home state of Washington.

Are my only options for sexuality or sensuality Playboy or Gourmet?

It's official name is Personal Finance. I sometimes like to refer to it as "not so common sense". It also goes by "You don't really need that", "Say no sometimes", and "Put the credit card down sir. Nice and slow".

Not only is the act of telling the truth difficult, it rarely erases any of your past or future transgressions. In fact, it can make them appear worse.