Snarky Grafitti
How about:
Stay home, don’t have kids
Follow underground fashion, act-wierd
Walk on the grass, read a book
Spend your money, spray illegal grafitti
Repeat after me: I am Free
Or:
Let teachers think for you, know your kids’ behavior is determined by DNA
Buy only what’s available to wear, act as everyone else
Walk where the road goes, watch regularly scheduled programming
Do what you have to to survive, you are forced to obey the law
Repeat after me: I am not free
I don’t know why I bother . . .
How about:
Realize that work does not define you, if you have kids take the time to teach them things that actually matter, make your own clothes and let them look however you feel like (or just go naked), walk more than you sit, have a conversation with someone that matters, realize that money will not buy you happiness and that it will buy you health insurance, create art before it becomes illegal and definitely after it becomes illegal.
Screw what I say, repeat nothing that doesn’t matter and listen to yourself.
Reply to pebbleSee now you’ve just burst my sarcasm bubble with all of your good ideas. Naked it is.
Reply to willwindowOops. Sorry.
We do have a few nudist resorts around here though. Just never been brave enough to go to one.
Reply to pebbleNo one reads graffiti?
Reply to rekonstruct